Summer is the best time for kids, as not only is the sun shining most of the time, but it’s the summer holidays and kids get to spend more time at home, sleeping, eating and laughing at these hilarious jokes!
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Q: What do trains do during the summer?
A: Play beach trolleyball
Q: Which season do math teacher’s like the most?
A: Summer
Q: What did the boy say after a long summer’s day at the beach?
A: Mummy, I’m surf bored
Q: What game do anglers like to play during the summer?
A: Go fish
Q: What did the family do when they arrived at the summer beach resort?
A: They shellabrated
Q: What do toads drink on a hot summer day?
A: Croak-a-cola
Q: What do sheep do on a nice summer day?
A: Go to a baa-baa-cue
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
A: Because her students were so bright
Q: Why did they call the police during the summer beach concert?
A: Something fishy was going on
Q: What do fans do at the summer olympic games?
A: Heat waves
Q: How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
A: By school buzz
Q: Where do sheep go for summer vacation?
A: The baa-hamas
Q: What treat do dads like on hot summer days?
A: POPsicles
Q: What summer vacation spot allows you to bring pet birds?
A: The canary islands
Q: What kind of fruit grows at the beach?
A: Crab apple trees
Q: During the summer, when do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a slice of watermelon
Q: What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?
A: A hot dog
Q: Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food?
A: So she could do summer salts
Q: Why couldn’t kids go to the new summer pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRR
Q: What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?
A: Sandy claws
Q: What do you call a Hogwarts professor who goes to the beach?
A: A sandwich
Q: Why was the family so tired after returning from summer vacation?
A: They flew all the way home
Q: What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party?
A: Beach pie
Q: What kind of sandwiches can you make at the beach?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches
Q: Why did the elephant pack a suitcase for summer vacation?
A: Because he uses a trunk
Q: Which letter is the coolest during the summer?
A: Iced T
Q: What did the pig say whilst laying out at the beach?
A: I’m bacon
Q: Which french artist only painted during the summer?
A: Pierre August Renoir
Q: What do you call a French man who wear beach sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe
Q: Why do bananas wear suncream?
A: Because they peel
Q: Where do ants travel to for summer vacation?
A: Frants
Q: What did the beach say to the people who came back for the summer?
A: Long time no sea
Q: What the best day of the week to go to the beach?
A: Sunday
Q: Why don’t basketball players go away for summer vacation?
A: They’re afraid they might get called for traveling
Q: What did the bread boy do over summer vacation?
A: He loafed around
Q: What’s black, white and red during the summer?
A: A sunburned zebra
Q: Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
A: Sue York City
Q: What do you give a really hot puppy?
A: A pupsicle
Q: What summer race can you never run?
A: A swimming race
Q: Where do eggs go for summer vacation?
A: New Yolk City
Q: What do you call a snowman during the summer?
A: A puddle
Q: Why did the robot go outside on summer days?
A: To recharge his solar batteries
Q: What do bright stars drink out of?
A: Sunglasses
Q: Where do hammerhead sharks go on summer vacation?
A: Finland
Q: Where do cows go for summer vacation?
A: Moo york city
Q: How do pandas keep their dens cool during the summer?
A: They use bear conditioning
Q: Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream?
A: It was looking for the scoop
Q: What should a baby wear to go swimming?
A: Pool-ups
Q: What did the mum tell her son who wanted to go swimming in the high waves?
A: Let’s wait and sea
Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
A: Because they wanted to test the water
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree
Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they’re shellfish
Q: What do bees say in the summer?
A: It’s swarm, isnt it?
Q: What do you do if you get rejected from a job at the sun cream factory?
A: Re-apply
Q: Why do robots go on holiday?
A: To recharge their batteries
Q: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on its summer holiday
Q: Why do owls prefer summer over autumn?
A: Because it’s too wet to woo
Q: What is gray, has four legs and a trunk?
A: A mouse going on holiday
Q: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer holiday?
A: Because he already had a trunk
Q: What do whales like to put on their toast?
A: Jellyfish
Q: Where do fish go on their holidays?
A: They don’t, because they are always in school
Q: What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
A: Bagels
Q: What did the sea do to the sand?
A: The sand blushed because the sea weed
Q: Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
A: At sundae school
Q: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
A: Because they’re scared to relax and unwind
Q: Do you have any clue what bread does on vacation?
A: It loafs around
Q: How do bears cool during summer?
A: By using bear conditioners
Q: Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
A: It’s cool
Q: What kind of water cannot freeze?
A: Hot water
Q: What is one race that no one can run?
A: A swimming race
Q: What’s required for holding the sun up in the sky?
A: Sunbeams
Q: Where do the ships go when they fall sick?
A: To the dock
Q: Where do goldfish go on vacation?
A: Around the globe
Q: What do polite whales say on a summer day?
A: You’re whale-come
My son expressed his desire to swim in an ocean this summer, any ocean. I told him to be more Pacific
Q: Why don’t fish play football during summer?
A: Because they’re scared of nets
Q: Who always had a perfect fall after a terrible summer?
Q: What was the almond tree up to all summer?
A: Nuttin’
Q: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish
Q: Why did the shark befriend the dolphin?
A: Because it wanted more porpoise in life
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh
Q: During the summer, how do swimmers keep themselves clean?
A: They wash up on shore
Q: What do clams do on a summer vacation?
A: They shell-ebrate
These summer jokes are ones to be told over and over, and are sure to get everyone in fits of giggles. It definitely did the job for us!