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We have the cheesiest cheese jokes you could ask for, and they are bound to have you and everyone around you laughing on the floor. We hope you enjoy them!
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Q. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?
A: Swiss
Q: Where does a round flatbread covered in cheese and tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get it’s name from?
A: Pizza
Q: Which is the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it is holy
Q: Do you want to hear a pizza joke?
A: Nevermind, it’s too cheesy
Q: What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?
A: Slice, slice baby
Members of the archery club sometimes meet at the cheese shop. Just to shoot the Bries.
A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory. De Brie is everywhere
Q: What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese
Q: Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke?
A: It’s both corny and cheesy
Q: Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurt jokes?
A: They were a little cheesy
Q: What did the pasta say to the cheese?
A: It’s grate to meet you
Q: If pizza could talk, what would it say?
A: Probably lots of cheesy things
Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese
Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar few pounds
Q: What do sharks order from McDonalds?
A: A quarter flounder with cheese
Q: What is Tom Hanks’ favorite soft cheese?
A: Philadelphia
Q: When can you not see cheese?
A: When it’s brie-hind you or pasteurized
Q: Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?
A: Someone always cuts the cheese
Q: Which cheese do pirates prefer?
A: Ched-ARRR
Q: What’s the cheesiest line in Shakespeare?
A: To brie, or not to brie, that is the question
Q: What did the cheese say to the significant other?
A: We look gouda to-feta
The French cheese factory was affected by an earthquake. Only de brie was left.
Q: Did you hear about the cheese that failed to medal at the olympics?
A: It fell at the final curdle
Q: What do cheese makers dance to on Halloween?
A: The muenster mash
Q: When should you keep an eye on your cheese?
A: When it’s up to no Gouda
Q: Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?
A: Nevermind, it’s too cheesy
Q: What kind of cheese do rodents like?
A: Mousearella
Q: When do they smother a taco in cheese?
A: In best queso scenario
Q: When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?
A: When it’s too Gouda to be true
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese
Q: What did the school put on bagels for breakfast on Halloween?
A: Scream cheese
Q: What is Barliman Butterbur’s favorite cheese?
A: Bree
Q: What did the Cheese salesman say?
A: That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta
Q: What’s the cheesiest channel on TV?
A: Brie-brie C
Q: Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
A: Ask cheese
Q: Why did the cheese refuse to be cut?
A: It had grater plans for life
Q: What do you call a giant monster made of cheese?
A: Gorgonzilla
Q: What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?
A: Slice to meat you
Q: How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?
A: That’s nacho business
Q: What did the cheese say to his boss when he quit?
A: I’m leaving this place. I’m feta up
Q: What did the teenage cheese yell at its parents?
A: Leave me provolone
Q: What did the cheese say to call a bear?
A: Camenbert
Q: What group of cheese has been known to fly?
A: Curds of prey
Q: What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
A: I’m brieee
A man gives his blind friend a cheese-grater for Christmas, meets him in January and asks if he liked his present. “No”, the friend replied, “I tried to read it but it was just too violent.”
Q: Which cheese is the smartest?
A: Cheese Whiz
Q: What’s the fanciest cheese hotel?
A: The Stilton
Q: What does cheese shout at slashes movies?
A: “Look out! The killer’s brie-hind you!”
I absolutely love tacos. In queso you didn’t know.
Q: Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?
A: She wanted to cheddar a few pounds
Q: What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
A: Blue cheese
Q: What did the detective say to the suspected cheese thief?
A: “I believe you’ve been up to no gouda.”
Q: Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?
A: In queso emergency
Q: Why was the cheeseburger sad?
A: It had blue cheese
Q: What did the cheddar say when he tried on new clothes?
A: “I look sharp”
Q: What kind of music does cheese like?
A: Roquefort ‘n’ Roll
Q: What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesy credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie
Q: Why did the wheel act so bossy
A: Cause he was the “Big Cheese”
Q: What cheese surrounds a mediaeval castle?
A: Moatzerlla
Q: Why does cheese look normal?
A: Because everyone else on the plate is crackers
Q: What kind of weather is extra cheesy?
A: Partly cloudy with a light bries
Q: What did one cheese say to cheer the other one up?
A: You’re a gouda friend, it’s gonna brie okay
Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone
Q: Which is the richest cheese in the world?
A: Paris Stilton
Q: What do you call a cheese that is acting crazy?
A: A basket queso
Q: What is a lions favorite cheese?
A: Roar-quefort
Q: What cheese do beavers like?
A: eDam
Q: What did the cheese say to its rival?
A: You’re gouda, but I’m feta
Q: What does cheese ask for at the pub?
A: Morbier
Q: What did the man say when someone threw dough, tomato sauce and cheese at him?
A: You wanna pizza me?
Q: What did the cheese say to its doctor?
A: Help me doc! I Camembert the pain any longer
Q: How does cheese get curly hair?
A: It gets a perm-esean
Q: When do they smother a burrito in cheese?
A: In best queso scenario
Q: Which cheese does the pope like the most?
A: Swiss cheese, it’s holy
Q: What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?
A: Swish cheese
Q: What do you say when you have cheese but no crackers?
A: I’m cracklackin
Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?
A: Too close for comfort food
Q: What costume does cheese wear on Halloween?
A: It dressed up like a muenster
Q: What did the cheese say when he first saw himself in the mirror?
A: Halloumi
Q: What did the cheese say in the haunted house?
A: I gotta get out of here, I’m lac-ghost intolerant
Q: Which cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam
Q: What’s cheese’s favorite holiday?
A: Halloumi-ween
Q: How did the cheese runner lose the race?
A: He tripped on the final curdle
Q: What’s Mickey’s favorite cheese?
A: Mouse-erella
Q: What did the cheese say to the sales clerk when she brought her the wrong size?
A: This dress doesn’t feta
Q: Which cheese is a cannibals favorite?
A: Limburger
Q: Where’s the cheese grater?
A: Some say Italy, some say France. It depends on what you like
Q: What does Roquefort say when it’s sad?
A: I’m feeling bleu
Q: What is a cheese’s favorite music?
A: R ‘n’ Brie
Q: Why did the cheese smile?
A: It’s gouda brie a good day
Q: Why did the cheese cross the road?
A: To feta to the other side
Q: What did I do with my cheese handkerchief?
A: I blue my nose
Q: Why was the cheese sent to his room?
A: He needed to mature
Q: Why did the cheese cry?
A: It was having a meltdown
Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?
A: Too close for comfort food
Q: What did the detective cheese say to the suspect cheese?
A: I smell something swiss-picious
I was walking down the street the other day when this kid threw some cheese at me. I thought, “That’s not very mature.”
I’ve got an addiction to cheddar cheese. It’s only mild though.
Q: Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
A: Because she was getting feta and feta
Q: Why did the wheel act so bossy?
A: Because he was the “Big Cheese”
Q: Why did the cheese run away?
A: It was afraid to be whipped
Q: What happened when the cheese got into a fight?
A: He got creamed
We hope that you managed to get some good laughs from these cheesy jokes. We definitely did!