Buzzing with Laughter: These Bee Jokes Will Hive You in Stitches!

By Raz Parker

If you’re looking to give your family or friends a good giggle, then you should beeline for these jokes about bees! These should hopefully make you and your loved ones smile and laugh. 

Q: Which bee gives you a second chance? 

A: A plan B 

Q: Why do bees hum?

A: Because they can’t remember the words 

Q: What do you call a bee thats returned from the dead? 

A: A zombee 

Q: What did the bee say to the flower? 

A: Hey bud! 

Q: What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive?

A: They throw them a house swarming party 

Q: What’s another name for a wasp?

A: A wanna-bee 

Q: Which singers do bees love? 

A: Sting, Bee-yonce and the Bee Gees 

Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee? 

A: Bee-hive yourself 

Q: What do bees chew? 

A: Bumble gum 

Q: What do you call a bumble bee trying to make up its mind?

A: A maybee 

Q: What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day? 

A: A frizz-bee 

Q: What do you call a bee that works for the government? 

A: A pollentician 

Q: What’s black, yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?

A: A bee on an aeroplane 

Q: Which sports do bees like the most? 

A: Rug-bee 

Q: What do you call a bee that’s hard to understand? 

A: A mumble-bee

Q: What’s another name for a baby bee? 

A: A little humbug 

Q: Who says “zzub zzub zzub”? 

A: A bee flying backwards 

Q: A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got into a fight 

A: The vitamin B1 

Q: What do you call a bee that falls down a hill?

A: A stumble bee 

Q: What do you get if you cross a horse and a bee?

A: Neigh buzz 

Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?

A: In the ark hives 

Q: Why are bees good at job interviews? 

A: Because they know all of the buzz-words

Q: What do you call a beehive with no exits? 

A: Unbelievable 

Q: What kind of bee hums and drops things? 

A: A fumble bee 

Q: What would bears be without bees? 

A: Just ears 

Q: What’s a honey bee’s favourite kind of flower?

A: A bee-gonia 

Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive? 

A: She’s throne 

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? 

A: Because they use honey combs 

Q: What do bees do with their honey? 

A: They cell it 

Q: What’s a bees favourite body part? 

A: Their hon-knees 

Q: What do bees say when they get home from work?

A: Hi honey, I’m home! 

Q: Where do bees keep their savings? 

A: In a honey box 

Q: Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it? 

A: Because it was royal jelly 

Q: Where do bees catch a bus? 

A: A buzz stop 

Q: Where do bees go on holiday? 

A: Stingapore and Beejing 

Q: What did the bees do after they got married? 

A: They went on a honeymoon 

Q: Why did the bee go to jail? 

A: It was caught nectar robbing 

Q: What should you say to a nosey, interfering bee? 

A: Mind your own buzziness! 

Q: Why was the bee told off and made to stand in a corner? 

A: Because it was mis-bee-hiving itself 

Q: Why did the bees go on strike? 

A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers 

Q: Which is the bees favourite TV Channel? 

A: BeeBee C 

Q: What do bees call queen bee food when it has gone off? 

A: Royal smelly 

Q: What do you get if you cross a monkey house with a group of honey bee colonies in hives?

A: An ape-ary 

Q: What do bees use to build roads? 

A: Nec-tar 

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee and a dog? 

A: A bee-gle 

Q: What do bees take with them when they go bird watching? 

A: Bee-noculars 

Q: What do bees use for energy? 

A: Flower power 

Q: What do bees write in their Valentines cards?

A: Honey bee mine 

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A: A bee in a submarine 

Q: What do you call a bee that doesn’t stop talking? 

A: A blabb-bee 

Q: What is a swarm of really small queen bees called?

A: The royal wee 

Q: Why did the bee go to the dermatologist? 

A: It had hives 

Q: How do bees get to school?

A: The school buzz 

Q: What did the bee businesswoman say?

A: We’re in bees-ness now

Q: I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All of the bees had a price tag on them except for one. It was a free-bee! 

Q: Why are A’s like flowers?

A: Because bee’s come after them

Q: Knock knock

A: Who’s there?

Q: Abby 

A: Abby who?

Q: A bee just stung me! 

Q: What do you call a bee that prefers nectar to pollen? 

A: Snob-bee 

Q: What’s more dangerous than being with a fool?

A: Fooling with a bee 

Q: Why do bees buzz? 

A: Because they can’t whistle 

Q: What did the spider say to the bee?

A: Your honey or your life 

Q: What kind of bees make mill?

A: Boo-bees 

Q: Who was the first bee to go into space?

A: Buzz Aldrin 

Q: What did the bee in the hot tub say? 

A: Swarm in here 

Q: What animals are smarter than talking parrots? 

A: Spelling bees 

Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America? 


Q: How do you fight a killer bee?

A: With a buzz-ooka 

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?

A: She issues a royal pardon 

Q: Why did the bee cross the road?

A: Just bee-cause 

Q: What do you call a bee explorer? 

A: Christopher Colum-buzz 

Q: What do you call a bee who’s a sore loser?

A: A cry ba-bee 

Q: What happened to the bee who got swatted by one of the walking dead?

A: He turned into a zom-bee 

Q: Who’s a bee’s favourite artist? 

A: Pablo Bee-casso 

Q: What happened to the bee who couldn’t stop eating?

A: He got chub-bee 

Q: What’s a bee’s favourite precious stone? 

A: Ru-bee 

Q: What do bees order at McDonalds? 

A: Humburgers 

Q: What did the husband bee say to his wife bee on their 30th anniversary? 

A: Nothing, bees don’t live that long 

Q: What do you call a dead bee?

A: A was

Q: Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?

A: Swarm 

Q: What does a wasp say when it’s having an identity crisis? 

A: To bee or not to bee 

Q: Who is a bee’s favourite children’s author? 

A: Bee-atrix Potter 

Q: How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?

A: Wasa-bee! 

Q: What do bees wear to the beach? 

A: A bee-kini 

Q: Who is a bee’s favourite classical music composer?

A: Bee-thoven 

Q: What grades did the students get on their honey project? 

A: Mostly Bees 

Q: What happened when the bee phoned home? 

A: She got buzzy signal 

Q: What did the doctor bee say to the bee? 

A: You’re going to bee okay 

Q: What is a bees favourite dance music? 

A: Bee-bop 

Q: What is the most common blood type for happy bees?

A: Bee positive 

Q: Can bees fly in the rain? 

A: Not without their yellow jackets 

Q: What do you call a bee that needs a drink?

A: Beehydrated 

Q: What vehicle do bees like to ride?

A: A beecycle 

Q: Knock knock

A: Who’s there?

Q: Honey bee

A: Honey bee who?

Q: Honey bee a dear and get me some water 

Q: What happens if a witch casts a spell on a bee?

A: It gets bee-witched 

Q: What did the bee say to his girlfriend?

A: I have pollen in love with you 

Q: What did the bee girlfriend say in return? 

A: Hive never felt this way bee-fore 

Q: What do you call a bee born in May?

A: A May-bee 

Q: What did one bee say to the prankster bee?

A: Quit pollen my leg 

Q: What did the professor bee say to the student bee who asked a question about the course?

A: It’s on the sylla-buzz 

Q: What do you call when honey falls on a bee? 

A: A sticky situation 

Q: Where do bees go on the weekend?

A:  To the bee-ch 

Q: Why was the pizza-delivery bee late? 

A: It didn’t know which door to buzz in 

Bees are a very important part of our ecosystem, and as you can see above, they’re also important for a good joke and laugh. We hope you’ve enjoyed this list of bee jokes and that it’s brought you closer to those you love.