Carrots are known for many things, and I’m sure you’ve been told by your parents that they even have the ability to help you to see in the dark. Carrots are a healthy addition to any diet, and there are some grate jokes about them.
Read on below to find the jokes that will make your whole family and friends laugh.
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Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
Q: Knock knock
A: Who’s there?
Q: Carrot
A: Carrot who?
Q: Do you carrot all about me?
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Put in 14 carrots
Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman
A: Do you smell carrots too?
Q: Why did the carrot blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing
Q: What’s a vegetable’s favorite martial art?
A: Carrotee
Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot
Q: Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
A: Because it tastes like boogers
Q: Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tastes like a booger cake?
A: It was a carrot cake
Q: Why do sailors eat so many carrots?
A: It helps them sea better
Q: Why are potatoes better for your vision than carrots?
A: Because they start their life in an eye
Q: Why was the snowman at the carrot section of the grocery store?
A: He was picking his nose
Q: What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
A: Get out of my face
Q: Why do carrots improve your sight?
A: They contain vitamin see
Q: I ran out of carrots so I called a replacement….
A: But it didn’t turnip
Q: What does a carrot priest say?
A: Lettuce prey
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea
Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: He got to the root of every case
Q: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot
A: Don’t get yourself in a stew
Q: Why did the carrot get an award?
A: Because it was outstanding in his field
Q: What do you call a carrot with 4 sides?
A: A square root
Q: I have a vegan girlfriend
A: She’s nice, but sometimes I think she looks at me like I’m a piece of carrot
Q: I called the police to remove some carrots from my fridge
A: They were disturbing the peas
Q: A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out of his ears and broccoli up his nose.
A: The doctor said, “I can tell right away that you haven’t been eating properly”
Q: A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean
A: Now they’re all sea foods
Q: Where do carrots eat their dinner?
A: At the vege-table
Q: What is the difference between a carrot and a unicorn?
A: One is a funny beast and one is a bunny feast
Q: Why couldn’t the carrot make it to the party?
A: He was grounded
Q: What are flying carrots most afraid of?
A: Helichopters
Q: What kind of vegetable watches over the elderly?
A: The carrot-aker
Q. What’s orange and smells of carrots?
A: Rabbit puke
Q. What’s the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up his nose?
A: One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
Q. What do you call a snowman without a carrot?
A: Nobody nose
Q: What is a carrots favorite movie?
A: Pirate of the carrot-bean
Q: What do you call a carrot in the middle of a cabbage patch?
A: Lost
Q: What do you call a carrot that’s floating around in space?
A: Very lost
Q: What do you call a carrot that’s stuck up a tree?
A: Attached to a lost cat
Q: What do you call a vegan hot dog?
A: A carrot
Q: What’s the worst thing that you could feed a snowman?
A: A cake that’s been made from his own nose
Q. Why couldn’t the rabbit stop laughing?
A: Because he ate a funny carrot
Q: Why don’t carrots run away when they see a rabbit?
A: Because they don’t have eyes or legs
Q: Why did the bunny know he was going to win the race?
A: Because all of the carrots were rooting for him
Q: How do you lead a horse to water?
A: With carrots
Q: What do you call a vegetable with a sense of humor?
A: Carrot top
Q: You need to stop talking to me about vegetables.
A: I just don’t carrot all
Q: I tried to put peas and carrots into a soup to get the children to eat their vegetables. They took one sip and said “Do you think we’re stew-pid
Q: Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad
A: Cole’s Law
Q: What did the carrot say to the DJ?
A: Lettuce turnip the beet
Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: You hide in a field and make carrot noises
Q: I was going to tell some rabbit jokes
A: But people tend not to carrot all about them
Q: What did one carrot say to the other carrot?
A: Is it orange in here, or is it just me?
Q: What did the other carrot say back?
A: Hang on a minute while I root around for the answer.
Q: Why did the carrot get embarrassed?
A: Because it saw the chickpea
Q: What did the carrot say to the celery?
A: I know I’m popular, but please stop stalking me
Q: Whats a carrots favorite movie?
A: The Carrot-tie Kid
Q: Why did the carrot make a hair appointment?
A: Its roots were showing
Q: Why did the carrot visit a psychic?
A: To get its carrot cards read
Q: Did you hear about the carrot that outran the rabbit?
A: He lived to tell the kale
We hope you enjoyed these carrot jokes and managed to make you friends and family laugh a lot.