18 Hollywood Remakes We Didn’t Need – But We Got Anyway

By Nina Roman
When it comes to Hollywood, nothing is sacred. The promise of a familiar title can be a cash cow for producers, leading to remakes of classic films that no one was really asking for. Some of these remakes can offer a fresh and inventive take on the original, but others…well, let’s just say they leave us scratching our heads. Here are 18 of the most unnecessary remakes in Hollywood history, in no particular order.

Red Dawn (2012)

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Remember the 1984 cult classic about a group of teenagers defending their town from invading foreign forces? Well, the 2012 version replaced Cold War-era Russians with North Koreans. Despite an updated enemy and some added CGI, this remake just couldn’t recapture the original’s rebellious spirit.

The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

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Keanu Reeves, as an emotionless alien? Sounds perfect! But the 2008 update of the 1951 sci-fi classic just couldn’t compete with the suspense and subtle critique of humanity’s flaws that the original possessed. Let’s call this one a failed close encounter that we didn’t need.

Taxi (2004)

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In an attempt to bring the French comedy film to American audiences, this 2004 remake got lost in translation. Starring Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon, the film couldn’t decide whether to be an action movie or a comedy. As you might’ve guessed, it didn’t fare well in either category.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

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Remaking a horror classic like “A Nightmare on Elm Street” is a tough ask. This 2010 version replaced iconic Freddy Krueger actor Robert Englund with Jackie Earle Haley. Sadly, this new Freddy didn’t scare us as much as make us feel sorry for him. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

Martyrs (2015)

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The original 2008 French horror film “Martyrs” became infamous for its brutality, but the 2015 American remake softened things up considerably. While the original left viewers horrified, this one mostly left us disappointed and slightly bored. That’s definitely not how you want to feel from a horror film.

The Wicker Man (2006)

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A cult hit from the ’70s gets a not-so-welcome update with Nicolas Cage in the lead role. While the original was a chilling slow-burn thriller, the 2006 version is mainly known for the unintentionally hilarious scene of Cage in a bear suit.

Karate Kid (2010)

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More kung fu than karate, the 2010 reboot stars Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan, neither of whom can save this film from feeling like a blatant cash grab. Though it features impressive fight choreography, the story strays too far from the original to justify the same title. You can’t improve on perfection.

Poltergeist (2015)

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Some things are better left undisturbed, like ancient burial grounds and classic horror films. Despite a decent cast and updated special effects, the 2015 version of “Poltergeist” doesn’t hold a candle to the creepy atmosphere of the 1982 original.

Total Recall (2012)

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“Total Recall” (1990) delivered us Schwarzenegger’s iconic one-liners and wild Mars-set action. The 2012 remake, starring Colin Farrell, is less about the red planet and more about convoluted plot twists. Sometimes, a fresh coat of paint isn’t enough to cover up the lack of charm.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

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Leatherface is back and bloodier than ever in this 2003 remake. It may have more gore, but the shock value wears thin quickly. The original 1974 film was a masterclass in suspense and terror, while the remake feels like just another run-of-the-mill slasher with nothing to make it special.

Psycho (1998)

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A shot-for-shot remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 masterpiece, directed by Gus Van Sant and starring Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates? Sounds interesting on paper, but the end result felt more like a copycat crime than a loving homage to one of the greatest films ever.

Footloose (2011)

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The 2011 remake of “Footloose” tried to update the ’80s dance classic for a new generation. Despite the modern setting, the plot remained largely unchanged, making us question whether this remake was even necessary in the first place. It wasn’t a patch on the original.

RoboCop (2014)

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The original 1987 “RoboCop” was a satirical action flick with a savage critique of corporate greed. The 2014 version, while showcasing impressive special effects, lost the satirical edge that made the original stand out among other action films of its era, becoming an average action film.

Ghostbusters (2016)

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We all wanted to love this gender-swapped remake of the 1984 classic, but the new “Ghostbusters” felt like a pale imitation. It had a talented cast but lacked the unique blend of humor and horror that made the original so special. This film is a clear example of how you just can’t improve on perfection.

Carrie (2013)

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Stephen King’s “Carrie” was already adapted into a great film in 1976. The 2013 version brings nothing new to the table, despite a solid performance from Chloë Grace Moretz. It’s a blood-soaked prom night that doesn’t quite measure up to the original’s chilling tone.

Oldboy (2013)

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Spike Lee took on the challenge of remaking Park Chan-wook’s 2003 masterpiece, and the result was polarizing. Despite some solid performances, this “Oldboy” was too much of an imitation of the original’s style instead of a fresh take on the story. They should’ve gone for something a bit different!

The Lion King (2019)

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While visually stunning, the 2019 “Lion King” remake felt like a lifeless retelling of the animated classic. The photorealistic animals were nothing like the expressive faces of their cartoon counterparts, leaving us longing for the original’s heartfelt moments. And let’s not get started on the soundtrack!

Planet of the Apes (2001)

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Tim Burton’s “Planet of the Apes” tried to reboot the classic sci-fi series, but the result was a confusing mess. The convoluted plot and lack of a clear message made us wish we were watching the thought-provoking 1968 original instead. At least the prequels made up for it.  

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