From BIZARRE to Bewildering, Most RIDICULOUS Celebrity Quotes of All Time

By Krystal Brown

Get ready to be both amused and astonished as we plunge into the world of celebrity eccentricity with a collection of the most outrageously absurd quotes ever spoken by these renowned figures.

Britney Spears

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“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

Mike Tyson

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“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.”

Brooke Shields

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“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Kelly Osbourne

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“If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?”

Jaden Smith

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“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

Cameron Diaz

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“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

Amanda Bynes

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To Rihanna “Chris Brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough”

Christina Aguilera

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“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Alicia Silverstone

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“I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”

David Beckham

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“We’re definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don’t know into which religion.”

Sienna Miller

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“I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.”

Celine Dion

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“I think that the film ‘Titanic’ was a warning to us all. A warning that icebergs are very dangerous and we should avoid them at all costs.”

Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice)

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“First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovah’s Witness.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

Jessica Simpson

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“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

Justin Bieber

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“Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” – Speaking about Anne Frank

Kanye West

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“I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I don’t like to think.”

Paris Hilton

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“No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London.”

Victoria Beckham

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I don’t know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football.”

Kim Kardashian

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“I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel,”on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries.

Mariah Carey

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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

Shaquille O’Neal

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When asked if he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece; “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” 

Nicole Richie 

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When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.

John Travolta

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“We all have – the right to practice how we feel…Don’t judge someone until they have tossed your salad.”

Gwyneth Paltrow

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“I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”

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